January 2012
i really don’t know what is wrong with me right now i just know that i am not happy and i haven’t been for a little while now. i think it’s just setting in now because i thought i would be happy again when i got back to school but now it only seems worse. i’m scared because i’ve never felt like this before, usually i will just be sad for a few days but i can’t...
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Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The internet is really really great
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Anonymous asked: you have james-maslow hoarded? O_o
Orrrrrrrr you could ignore my text.
I DON’T LIKE THIS.
Omg all my answers for my OL app sound soooo gayyyyyyyy hahaha.
elementary school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg lucky
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Meeting a Celebrity
Me: Woah, fancy meeting you here. Small world, huh?
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them: Who let you inside my house?
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“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”
– Leonardo DiCaprio to Leonardo DiCaprio.
(via takingthetardistohogwarts)
tumblr: hey so I hear you're using missing e
me: uh yeah I like the features it makes tumblr a lot easier-
tumblr: it's giving me problems
me: what it's not doing anything to you
tumblr: I hate it. missing e is a dirty filthy whore.
me: it's just-
tumblr: it's ruining everything and you can't use it anymore okay I'm scared of what it might do to us
me: you know I love you, missing e is just a-
tumblr: do you think missing e is better than me
me: what no what do you-
tumblr: TELL ME I'M PRETTY
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Leo DiCaprio: I love you. Let's get married.
Kate Winslet: Not until you win an award.
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